Georgia Representative Earl “Buddfugger” Carter has introduced H.R. 1161 - a bill that would allow the Melon Felon to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and rename it “Red, White and Blueland.” This is not a headline from The Onion. This is an actual bill this crackpot introduced, in a ridiculous bid to be Orange Daddy’s favorite boy. Even with the abundance of ass kissers and shameless sycophants, it’s unlikely to go anywhere beyond its introduction, but I wouldn’t bet an obsolete penny against these whackadoodles.
When bragging about this, Buddfugger said “America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.” 

Yes, the same negotiator that implemented tariffs against Mexico and Canada, then negotiated a deal with both countries. Both countries agreed to provisions that were already in place and trump agreed to say never mind. About what you’d expect from a narcissistic fraud, who purports to be the most excellent dealmaker but only has the negotiating skills of an overtired toddler throwing a tantrum. 

Other than hardcore cult members, no one thinks Denmark will hand over Greenland to a greedy fool who couldn’t find it on a map. While those ignorant twats are encouraging this kind of idiocy, the rest of us are just humiliated once again by the world watching the death of decency and Democracy in Washington D.C.