Trump Debuts $5 Million Gold Card, A Pathway To Citizenship With His Face On It

After tanking the stock market with the lame brained, ill-advised, outright moronic tariffs on the world, anyone paying attention started laying bets on what countries will offer up when they make the obligatory pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lardo to bend the knee and kiss the ring of the bloated wannabe king in hopes of having tariffs rescinded. Not one to lose any chance to profit from stepping on the throat of anyone, he followed the tariffs up with the next in a long line of money making grifts.

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The Tariff Tango: Trump’s Economic Blunders and the Penguin Paradox

When we envision trade wars, we often imagine a chess game where nations strategize against one another. However, with Dementia Donnie Trump's tariffs, it resembles a chaotic round of whack-a-mole—tinged with absurdity. Let’s delve into the bizarre reasoning behind these tariffs, which have been deemed “foolish,” “crazy,” and decidedly detrimental to the economy by actual economic experts.

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Cory Booker's Epic Marathon Speech: A New Kind of Fight Against the Trump Regime

Let's be honest, American politics have been a rollercoaster of a shitshow lately. But even in this climate of constant chaos, New Jersey Senator Cory Booker managed to pull off something truly remarkable on March 31, 2025. He delivered a record-breaking speech – clocking in at 25 hours and four minutes - on the Senate floor, not to delay, but to get up to good trouble and deliver a powerful message about the destructive impact of the Trump regime on everyday Americans.

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